The summer of 2005, at Victoria Beach ... I had to go to work in the city and the kids and Tom were together without a maternal influence at the cottage. Who knew what would happen when 3 unique personalities started negotiating with their unique father?
Mom lets us ...
- Play with matches
- Play with the stove
- Always play with firecrackers
- Set our hair on fire
- Roller skate on the stairway
- Drink beer
- Play with electricity
- Never comb our hair (N)
- Eat as much gum as we want
- Scribble on the table and walls
- Put things in our belly buttons (N)
- Play with the barbeque
- Break our glasses (G)
- Go to the dentist and get braces (N)
- Cut our own hair (Tom)
Dad lets us ...
- Play with a chainsaw
- Pee on the bonfire (K)
- Take out our eyes with sticks (G)
- Knock out our front teeth (N)
- Play with pots and pans (K)
- Be rude to our guests (K)
- Hang on the chandelier (N)
- Jump and turn on the ceiling fan (G)
- Hammer nails into the table (K)
- Go to karate every single night (N)
- Break our arms and legs (G)
- Destroy the forks, plates and spoons (K)
- Go to the dentist and show our private parts (K)
Mom never makes us ... brush our teeth!!
